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-- R.W. Hamming
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When Chuck Norris works out on the Total Gym, the Total Gym feels like it's been raped.
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Mene, mene, tekel, upharsen.
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I got a hint of things to come when I overheard my boss lamenting, 'The
books are done and we still don't have an author! I must sign someone
today!
-- Tamim Ansary, "Edutopia Magazine, Issue 2, November 2004"
on the topic of school textbooks
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Lois: Peter, you've been wearing that giant cowboy hat for eight months now. Please for your family, take it off.
Peter: Hey! I can take this hat off anytime I want. I just don't want to. [Everybody walks Peter to take the hat off]
Peter: Get away!
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Home on the Range was originally written in beef-flat.
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"Love may fail, but courtesy will previal."
-- A Kurt Vonnegut fan
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Obrigado por acompanhar meu trabalho !
Tmj