hello my name is miler :3 but my friends call me Calamity Darkness Raven Bloodfang, Scourge of the Stars

Frequently asked questions by real people and not my imaginations:

"what are youre pro nouns???"
do not address me full stop

"are u a man woman an undiclosed entity or what???"
i am a gender science has yet to invent. my existence is an affront to god himself

"do u want to date?"
you will have to ask my wives and husbands permission sorry :(

"are u gay??"
it depends how much youre paying me

"the noises that you make with your mouth are scaring me and how do you do that?"
1. i dont care
2. professional voice actor

"can i have money?"
if i could tell you to **** **** **** without getting profile banned i would

"whyr are you ignoring me :((?"
i have an mmo addiction outside of steamm community dont com and i forgot all of you existed until i came back 2 weeks later and it would just be weird to respond so late

if any employers are looking at my profile and want to hire me here is some information about me
-i am excellent at work, maybe even the best
-i am very talented much more talented than anyone else here
-im very modest
-i will give you the work ethic of a japanese salary man. you know what this means
-great at sex
-i will do the work correctly until you threaten to fire or replace me with ai
-qualifications? theyre not worth the paper theyre printed on!
hire me please i really need to pay rent